Meme from multiple sources

I'm running, so we'll make this quick. I'll catch them after work.

1) Give me a list of THREE stories I would NEVER write.
2) I will pick one of the story suggestions and attempt to write a snippet.
3) Spread the meme to your own LJ if you want.

I ... will try anything, but it may take me some time to get around to it, yes? Also, any fandom I write is okay for this, just be aware that I'm better in some than in others.

Snippet for Vandonovan

1st result of the story-I'd-never-write meme.

Title:  Happiness
Rating: R
Fandom:  Batman/Blake's 7 crossover
Characters/Pairings:  hints of Joker/Carnell, and future Joker/Avon.
Summary:  Everyone's favourite psychopath gets plonked in B7-verse. They are *not* prepared for him.
Warnings:  Severely screwy. I should stop venturing into Jokerland, I really, really should.

( Psychoanalysis )