AU Meme

Okay. I haven't done a meme in a while. I also haven't really written in a while, either. And this has been a hell of a week, I spent most of Tuesday morning trying to figure out why I kept getting random dizzy spells, most Tuesday night and Wednesday curled up around a migraine, and I'll be working an extra day next week to make up for that. So. I'm in the mood to distract myself?

Give me a fandom and a type of AU, and I'll try to write you a snippet from that AU.

Any fandom you know I write is fair game, though I'm not making any guarantees for quality -_-; Um. Anyone want?