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1) Stop watching ghost stories, self. You're the girl who screamed at Scooby Doo on Zombie Island, remember? Quit freaking yourself out.
2) M.R. James wrote some freaky stuff. I'm watching a BBC adaptation of his A View From A Hill. Thank you for filling my house with quiet breathing/rustling noises and a sense that ghosts are stalking me, thanks so much for that.
3) PUT DOWN THE CURSED BLOODY OBJECT YOU NINCOMPOOP! Seriously, what is with people in ghost stories? Yes, by all means sleep with the binoculars that make you see things that aren't there in your bedroom, absolutely that's a good plan. Hang the haunted doorknocker on your front door. Wander around dark woods with cursed ghost-summoning objects all by your lonesome. What is wrong with you people?! Does no one in horror stories have the smallest sense of self-preservation?
4) Seriously, I gotta stop watching these things. I'm gonna be sleeping with the lights on at this rate. It's just sort of addictive, that's all.
2) M.R. James wrote some freaky stuff. I'm watching a BBC adaptation of his A View From A Hill. Thank you for filling my house with quiet breathing/rustling noises and a sense that ghosts are stalking me, thanks so much for that.
3) PUT DOWN THE CURSED BLOODY OBJECT YOU NINCOMPOOP! Seriously, what is with people in ghost stories? Yes, by all means sleep with the binoculars that make you see things that aren't there in your bedroom, absolutely that's a good plan. Hang the haunted doorknocker on your front door. Wander around dark woods with cursed ghost-summoning objects all by your lonesome. What is wrong with you people?! Does no one in horror stories have the smallest sense of self-preservation?
4) Seriously, I gotta stop watching these things. I'm gonna be sleeping with the lights on at this rate. It's just sort of addictive, that's all.
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