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Business first. Due to electricity issues and unavoidable family problems, my time on the internet will be severely curtailed for the foreseeable future, until I'm back in my own space in college accomodation. 7 hrs a week max, plus whatever I can slip in in the internet cafe. So I apologise in advance if I'm late with feedback, etc (well, later than I am already. I am aware that I am not the best in this regard.) So if I owe anyone FB, drop me a notice, and I'll work it in. Never fear. It just may take me a while.
Now. Meme. Saw this on anthraciteowl's journal, and it looked fun. Pick 10 characters, list them 1-10, answer the following questions. DO NOT LOOK AT QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU PICK YOUR CHARACTERS!
1) Alfred
2) J'onn
3) Bruce
4) Diana
5) Selina
6) Lois
7) Kal
8) Babs
9) Jason Blood
10) Arthur
1) Four invites Eight to dinner at their house. What happens?
Diana invites Babs back to her place? Hoo boy! Well, you all know what they say about Amazons. After a perfect, proper dinner, though. They're both refined women, after all.
2) Nine tries to get Five to go to a strip club.
Blood tries to get Selina to go to a strip club? Um, why? Unless to get an educated opinion on the state of the joint. Though, he's been around the block enough times ... All I'll say, I wouldn't want to be the proprieter!
3) You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Who do you pick, One or Six?
Stay with Alf or Lois? Either or. Though ... somehow I doubt I could resist an excuse to pass up Alfred's hospitality.
4) Two & Seven are making out, Ten walks in. What is their reaction?
J'onn and Clark, making out? Fair enough, I guess, but it'd've had to have been before Lois, because J'onn *believes* in marriage. As, really, does Kal. But saying it was, and Arthur walked in ... I'd imagine he'd simply walk back out, possibly a little shocked, a little jealous, maybe a little hurt, and the two would flush around him for the next few days, while J'onn attempted to make peace.
5) Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Bruce falls in love with Lois, and Babs is jealous? Who of? But Babs wouldn't make trouble for them. She'd make like she was happy for them, and Bruce in all likelihood would be completely oblivious. Lois, on the other hand, would probably notice, and there would probably be a talk.
Again, I'm assuming this would be when Lois actually had the hots for Bruce, before marriage.
6) Four jumps you in a dark alley way. Who come to your rescue, Two, Seven or Ten?
Diana jumps me in an alley? Yikes! I probably deserve it. But either J'onn or Kal would rescue. Arthur ... depends on what mood he's in.
7) One decides to start a cooking show. 15 mins in, what's happened?
Alfred would never be involved in something so crass. But if he did, 15 mins in Wayne manor is getting faxes offers from every station going, and Alfred automatically gets a pay raise by a desperate Bruce trying to woo him back. Which Alfred accepts, naturally. After a few days consideration. And some noises about the lovely offer from Channel 7. And maybe some polite hints about the state of certain living quarters. And certain bad habits. And gentle reminders of the last time Bruce attempted to cook for himself, and really, isn't he worth just that little bit more?
8) Three has to marry Eight, Four or Nine, who do they choose?
Bruce has to marry? That's him heading for a remote GL outpost, right there. But when they pull him back by his ears ... Diana, Babs or Jason? Not Jason. He's ... not the marrying kind. And Jim would kill him if he even looked at Babs ... Diana it is.
9) Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Clark kidnaps J'onn, and demands something from Selina??? Uh, J'onn, you got something you want to tell people, there? As for what Clark wants from her ... I would say, Bruce lured to a certain rooftop at a certain time, and maybe ... that whip's gotta be good for something, you know ...
10) Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a snowball's chance in hell?
Ah, Bruce. I'd like to say he does, but Alfred's weighing in on the other side. He's so much meltwater, I'm afraid.
11) Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding, except Eight. How do they react?
J'onn left Babs off the list? He must be one frazzled martian! (Although, *marrying* Arthur ...) But she politely reminds him, and he instantly remidies the grievious oversight.
12) Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Lois afraid of Clark??? Uh, I thought it was the other way around?
13) One arrives late for Two and Ten's wedding. What happens and why are they late?
*Alfred* is late???? He got hit by a car on the way in, and was hospitalised before he could come. And once the news breaks, every Bat in the place is apologetically but *instantly* out of there! Sorry, J'onn and Arthur.
14) Five and Nine get roaring drunk and wind up at your place. What happens?
Selina and Blood, roaring drunk, together, in a confined space? I'm legging it, and calling my insurance company!
15) Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
Blood murders J'onn's best friend? But ... that's Bruce or Clark or one of his kids ... J'onn doesn't have to do anything. Every hero from here to Oa is coming down on Blood's head, and it ain't gonna be pretty. Although ... knowing Blood, and since it's probably Bruce, if we're linking Jason to J'onn ... there is totally a deep plan going on there, and J'onn probably knows it.
16) Six and One are in mortal danger, and only one can survive. Does Six save themselves or One?
Alfred and Lois are in danger? Lois doesn't get a choice in the matter. Alfred politely, but very firmly, places himself in the path of danger. He's old. She's young, and means something to his boy. He doesn't even think about it.
17) Eight and Three go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring food. What happens?
Why are Bruce and Babs going camping, alone? Jim *let* them? And how many Bats are hidden in the trees to keep an eye on them? But the food thing? It's Bruce! As Bat or billionaire, such problems mean nothing to him!
18) Five is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Nine do?
What does Blood do about Selina? Not a lot, I'd imagine, unless for some reason Bruce requests his help.
Diana invites Babs back to her place? Hoo boy! Well, you all know what they say about Amazons. After a perfect, proper dinner, though. They're both refined women, after all.
2) Nine tries to get Five to go to a strip club.
Blood tries to get Selina to go to a strip club? Um, why? Unless to get an educated opinion on the state of the joint. Though, he's been around the block enough times ... All I'll say, I wouldn't want to be the proprieter!
3) You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Who do you pick, One or Six?
Stay with Alf or Lois? Either or. Though ... somehow I doubt I could resist an excuse to pass up Alfred's hospitality.
4) Two & Seven are making out, Ten walks in. What is their reaction?
J'onn and Clark, making out? Fair enough, I guess, but it'd've had to have been before Lois, because J'onn *believes* in marriage. As, really, does Kal. But saying it was, and Arthur walked in ... I'd imagine he'd simply walk back out, possibly a little shocked, a little jealous, maybe a little hurt, and the two would flush around him for the next few days, while J'onn attempted to make peace.
5) Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Bruce falls in love with Lois, and Babs is jealous? Who of? But Babs wouldn't make trouble for them. She'd make like she was happy for them, and Bruce in all likelihood would be completely oblivious. Lois, on the other hand, would probably notice, and there would probably be a talk.
Again, I'm assuming this would be when Lois actually had the hots for Bruce, before marriage.
6) Four jumps you in a dark alley way. Who come to your rescue, Two, Seven or Ten?
Diana jumps me in an alley? Yikes! I probably deserve it. But either J'onn or Kal would rescue. Arthur ... depends on what mood he's in.
7) One decides to start a cooking show. 15 mins in, what's happened?
Alfred would never be involved in something so crass. But if he did, 15 mins in Wayne manor is getting faxes offers from every station going, and Alfred automatically gets a pay raise by a desperate Bruce trying to woo him back. Which Alfred accepts, naturally. After a few days consideration. And some noises about the lovely offer from Channel 7. And maybe some polite hints about the state of certain living quarters. And certain bad habits. And gentle reminders of the last time Bruce attempted to cook for himself, and really, isn't he worth just that little bit more?
8) Three has to marry Eight, Four or Nine, who do they choose?
Bruce has to marry? That's him heading for a remote GL outpost, right there. But when they pull him back by his ears ... Diana, Babs or Jason? Not Jason. He's ... not the marrying kind. And Jim would kill him if he even looked at Babs ... Diana it is.
9) Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Clark kidnaps J'onn, and demands something from Selina??? Uh, J'onn, you got something you want to tell people, there? As for what Clark wants from her ... I would say, Bruce lured to a certain rooftop at a certain time, and maybe ... that whip's gotta be good for something, you know ...
10) Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a snowball's chance in hell?
Ah, Bruce. I'd like to say he does, but Alfred's weighing in on the other side. He's so much meltwater, I'm afraid.
11) Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding, except Eight. How do they react?
J'onn left Babs off the list? He must be one frazzled martian! (Although, *marrying* Arthur ...) But she politely reminds him, and he instantly remidies the grievious oversight.
12) Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Lois afraid of Clark??? Uh, I thought it was the other way around?
13) One arrives late for Two and Ten's wedding. What happens and why are they late?
*Alfred* is late???? He got hit by a car on the way in, and was hospitalised before he could come. And once the news breaks, every Bat in the place is apologetically but *instantly* out of there! Sorry, J'onn and Arthur.
14) Five and Nine get roaring drunk and wind up at your place. What happens?
Selina and Blood, roaring drunk, together, in a confined space? I'm legging it, and calling my insurance company!
15) Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
Blood murders J'onn's best friend? But ... that's Bruce or Clark or one of his kids ... J'onn doesn't have to do anything. Every hero from here to Oa is coming down on Blood's head, and it ain't gonna be pretty. Although ... knowing Blood, and since it's probably Bruce, if we're linking Jason to J'onn ... there is totally a deep plan going on there, and J'onn probably knows it.
16) Six and One are in mortal danger, and only one can survive. Does Six save themselves or One?
Alfred and Lois are in danger? Lois doesn't get a choice in the matter. Alfred politely, but very firmly, places himself in the path of danger. He's old. She's young, and means something to his boy. He doesn't even think about it.
17) Eight and Three go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring food. What happens?
Why are Bruce and Babs going camping, alone? Jim *let* them? And how many Bats are hidden in the trees to keep an eye on them? But the food thing? It's Bruce! As Bat or billionaire, such problems mean nothing to him!
18) Five is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Nine do?
What does Blood do about Selina? Not a lot, I'd imagine, unless for some reason Bruce requests his help.
T'is all for now, peeps!
