icarus_chained | Irish Curse

Heard this today, wished on an acquaintance of ours ... I've never heard anything quite so imaginatively and virulently put. I'm somewhat in awe. You'll have to excuse the language, but I felt this must be relayed verbatim:

"May your next shit be a hedgehog!"

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I don't think he knew quite how to react to that. I can't say I blame him.