I never get the dirty jokes ...

[icarus_chained]

Apologies for the TMI, but this is driving me mad. What the hell have hamsters and duct tape got to do with skinny women having sex? Seriously? I asked, and it only set people off in gales, and the only explanation I got was something garbled about how thin wood splits when you drive a nail in. Which, okay, and maybe it explains the duct tape, but I still can't for the life of me figure out what hamsters have got to do with anything ...

I'm just being astonishingly stupid, aren't I? I should be sleeping. I should totally be sleeping, and not running around in circles trying to figure this out, when I know for a fact the last dirty joke I tried to figure out took me three years ...

Okay. Shutting up now. But seriously. Hamsters?