Meme!

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We played these in the tent all week, with the wind howling around us, with a notebook and pencil and lots of inappropriate giggling while our parents looked on in consternation. We made them join in eventually, and wow did that get some interesting results! Tinkerbell/Nanny Ogg, anyone? How about Bladerunner in Sherwood forest? Vader in a closet with Navaare from Ladyhawke? Jessica Rabbit with Mace from Strange Days? Fun times! And yes, we are a family of utter, utter geeks.

Anyway. Pick 12 characters, and have a gander at the questions.

1 - Illya Kuryakin (Man From UNCLE)
2 - Radek Zelenka (SGA)
3 - Black Sheba (The Pyrates)
4 - Bishop (Aliens)
5 - Faceman (A-Team)
6 - John Marcone (Dresden Files)
7 - Morticia Addams (Addams Family)
8 - J'onn J'onzz (DC)
9 - Nyota Uhura (Trek TOS)
10 - David Banner (Incredible Hulk)
11 - Bartimaeus (Bartimaeus Trilogy)
12 - Xena (Xena - Warrior Princess)

 

1) One and Seven are married when a de-aged Three comes to live with them. How do they cope? Can they handle it, or does Three drive them insane?

Illya and Morticia are married when a de-aged Sheba comes to live with them? Um, can I just say that the thought of Illya/Morticia breaks my brain and at the same time makes me very happy? And Sheba would try to stomp all over them, then find out that Illya is as stubborn as they come, and that there's a whole hell of a lot a woman like her could learn from Morticia. You know, for future reference. When she's gotten her adult body back.

2) Ten and Four are both in love with Six. Who does Six pick?

David and Bishop both love Marcone? Wow. But I think John goes with Bishop. David is a bit straight-laced for his tastes. At least Bishop has programming as an excuse, and retains a certain flare for deviousness that Gentleman John would quite appreciate.

3) Two finds nude pictures of Five. What does s/he do with them?

Radek finds nude pictures of Face? Um. Wrong. Very wrong. Face loves to flirt like nobody else, but he's not really a nude-pictures kind of guy, so the types of situations that would result in those pics ... Radek informs him of their existance, and then quietly burns them. Radek knows a lot about forgetting things.

4) Eleven finds out s/he is pregnant. Eight is the father. How does Eight react?

Bartimaeus finds out he's pregnant, and J'onn is the father??? That pairing ... is oddly incredibly sweet and hot, and they would both love and adore the child, and take apart anyone who threatened them in true biblical fashion. *nods nods*

5) Six is transported to an AU where s/he is married to Nine. Is this good news or bad?

John Marcone is transported to a universe where he's married to Uhura. Hmmm. Methinks he is quite happy with this arrangement. Whether he initially wanted to be or not. *beams*

6) Twelve and One have sex under the influence, but afterwards find out they have a mental link that can't be broken. Do they make the most of it? How do they react?

Xena and Illya have sex under the influence (why? I'd have thought they'd both have been happy enough?), and afterwards have an unbreakable mental link? Which they both use to pick each others brains on techniques, and henceforth Illya scares the crap outta Napoleon with some 'interesting things I learned from a beautiful Greek lady'.

7) Two and Eleven are involved in a body-switch. Does the experience bring them closer together?

Radek and Bartimaeus body-switch? They switch back. As soon as possible. Mostly because Bartimaeus can't stand being trapped in one silly human form, and Radek manfully resists the urge to explore the new form in order to help its owner, because he has a conscience. Afterwards, Bartimaeus absolutely refuses to speak to him, and sulks in the Other Place for a couple of centuries.

8) Seven and Eight are in a relationship when Three makes it clear they want a threesome. Do they give Three what s/he wants?

Morticia and J'onn are in a relationship (*jawdrop*), when Sheba asks for a threesome? Um. My brain is fried. Come back later.

9) Nine and Six get lost in the woods for a night. Do they fight or have sex?

Uhura and Marcone, in the woods, alone. Um. I'm not sure which happens first, but I've a feeling they emerge in the more looking very tousled, and possibly bruised.

10) Four is a hooker. Twelve is a pimp. Four wants to run off with Seven. What does Twelve do?

Bishop is a hooker and Xena is a pimp? Um. My mind jumps straight to evil Warlord Xena, and poor battered Bishop, and then I have to hate myself. And Bishop wants to run off with Morticia? But! But? How does that work? But Xena absolutely doesn't let him, until she and Morticia have a chat, and Morticia convinces her otherwise. Possibly at length. And when did this become a horrible, fabulous dark-fic in my head?

11) Genderswap Two, Eight and Ten. Which character has the most changes in their story arc? Which least? Would they each be believeable as the opposite gender?

Genderswap Radek, J'onn and David? Radek would be absolutely fine, and make a hot woman besides. J'onn ... M'y'riah would have had to be swapped too, because J'onn was made by his family in a lot of ways, and I couldn't deprive him of it. But I doubt being a woman would make that much difference to him in any other sense. And David? Given the whole Hulk problem, I think gender is the least of his worries. Though it'd've made the relationships he had ... interesting.

12) Compare the matchups 1&8 and 5&9. Ignoring canon preferences, which would make the more compatible couple?

Illya/J'onn or Face/Uhura? Um. Um. *flailyhands* Oh. Illya/J'onn, I think, because Uhura sooo wouldn't fall for Face's tricks, and then he'd have to commit, and I don't think the poor boy'd be up for that. But J'onn/Illya would be a thing of such beauty! Well, J'onn/anyone is usually beautiful, but ... grouchy snarly Russian (I think I've a thing for those) and calm, melancholy Martian. Wow. *dreamy-eyes* Yes.