I never get the dirty jokes ...

Apologies for the TMI, but this is driving me mad. What the hell have hamsters and duct tape got to do with skinny women having sex? Seriously? I asked, and it only set people off in gales, and the only explanation I got was something garbled about how thin wood splits when you drive a nail in. Which, okay, and maybe it explains the duct tape, but I still can't for the life of me figure out what hamsters have got to do with anything ...

I'm just being astonishingly stupid, aren't I? I should be sleeping. I should totally be sleeping, and not running around in circles trying to figure this out, when I know for a fact the last dirty joke I tried to figure out took me three years ...

Okay. Shutting up now. But seriously. Hamsters? 

Music

The Star Wars soundtrack rocks so hard! Seriously. I've never listened to it before except as part of the movies, when, you know, I'm not exactly paying too much attention. On its own, it's awesome. My gods. Why did no-one ever tell me?

New Frontier Ficlet

I've been meaning to write this for ages. Kinda crap, but it filled a hole in my head.

Title:  Hope
Rating:  PG
Characters/Pairings:  J'onn, Faraday
Continuity:  New Frontier, after the end of the book
Summary:  I promise you, my friend.
Wordcount:  366
Spoilers:  Like I said, set after the end, with all that means for Faraday (*sobs*)


( Hope )