Cracky Avengers/HHGG ficlet

For a prompt on comment_fic. I apologise in advance -_-;

Title: On Lemons And Army Songs
Rating: PG
Fandom: Avengers movieverse/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Characters/Pairings: Pepper, Tony, Steve, mention of Rhodey, Natasha and Ford Prefect. Tony & Pepper & Steve, Tony & Pepper & Rhodey, Tony & Ford
Summary: In an effort to get Steve drunk past the supersoldier serum, Tony introduces him to something he picked up from Ford Prefect back in the day: Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters. Pepper, as per usual, ends up having to pick up the pieces
Wordcount: 891
Warnings/Notes: Crackity crack
Disclaimer: Not mine

( On Lemons And Army Songs )