Meme

[icarus_chained]

Meme from trobadora that tickled my fancy:

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45. The first sentance describes your sex life in 2012.

Considering that the nearest book to me happened to be "Great Cities of History", which gets us this:

"Here the solidarity and self-determination of the world's first true democracy - enacted before the word demos-kratia was invented - was made flesh."

Of course, me being asexual, barring something huge happening my sex life in 2012 is going to be nonexistant, but it seemed sort of fun. And my result ... wasn't too bad? *grins faintly*

My parents, who happened to be in the same room, weren't nearly so lucky:

Mother - "This makes sense only if the body were tilted on its side with the side-wound oriented momentarily toward the ground and then turned up on the other side so that the flow could make its way transversedly across the back towards the ground."
I ... don't even want to know, really -_-;

Dad - "He repeatedly distinguished himself by acts of courage in protecting his parishioners in some of the most dangerous locations in the world."
... Nope. Not going there.

Although it must be said, apparently they have an adventurous year ahead of them -_-;